Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Top 12 Ways to Survive Black Friday Shopping


Enjoy and Have a Fantastic Thanksgiving!

The Gloria Howell Team's 
Top 12 Ways To Survive Black Friday Shopping


12.   Wear your son’s football helmet and pads
11.   Save your voice…take a megaphone.

10.   Pray…a lot.
9.     Wrap your car with bubble wrap for those busy parking lots.
8.     Have plenty of chocolate on hand, not to eat but to throw out on the floor as a distraction.
7.     Have a battle plan. Prepare offensive and defensive strategies.
6.     Practice the Heisman Pose. Use it generously.
5.     Use evasive maneuvers…think ballet…on your toes, grand plié, pirouette, etc. Ballerinas are tough.
4.     Use “tough guy” lines from movies. "You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”,  “I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick (butt)… and I’m all out of bubble gum” , "I feel the need – the need for speed". Intimidation can work for you.
3.     Fein your neighbor’s Pit Bull, Rottweiler, Doberman Pinscher, etc. as your service dog for the day – people will stay out of your way

2.     Sharpen your elbows!
1.     Avoid It all and Sleep In.









2 comments:

  1. I know you meant the fake service dog as a joke, but legitimate handlers have way to many problems because of fakes out there, so please dont give idiots anymore ideas to break the law.

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  2. You're absolutely right. Our office is very pet friendly and we meant no offense by our list. It is terribly sad that there are people who would turn something so good into something deceitful and wrong. It is why the post was so over-the-top. Thank you for bringing it to our attention.

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