Enjoy and Have a Fantastic Thanksgiving!
The Gloria Howell Team's
Top 12 Ways To
Survive Black Friday Shopping
12. Wear your son’s
football helmet and pads
11. Save your
voice…take a megaphone.
10. Pray…a lot.
9. Wrap your car with bubble wrap for those
busy parking lots.
8. Have plenty of chocolate on hand, not to eat
but to throw out on the floor as a distraction.
7. Have a battle plan. Prepare offensive and
defensive strategies.
6. Practice the Heisman Pose. Use it
generously.
5. Use evasive maneuvers…think ballet…on your
toes, grand plié, pirouette, etc. Ballerinas are tough.
4. Use
“tough guy” lines from movies. "You've got to ask yourself one question:
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”, “I
have come here to chew bubble gum and kick (butt)… and I’m all out of bubble
gum” , "I feel the need – the need for speed". Intimidation
can work for you.
3. Fein
your neighbor’s Pit Bull, Rottweiler, Doberman Pinscher, etc. as your service
dog for the day – people will stay out of your way
2. Sharpen your
elbows!
1. Avoid It all
and Sleep In.
I know you meant the fake service dog as a joke, but legitimate handlers have way to many problems because of fakes out there, so please dont give idiots anymore ideas to break the law.
ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely right. Our office is very pet friendly and we meant no offense by our list. It is terribly sad that there are people who would turn something so good into something deceitful and wrong. It is why the post was so over-the-top. Thank you for bringing it to our attention.
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